my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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