im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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