was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
