Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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