I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
