dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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