It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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