ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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