I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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