I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?