Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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