She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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