Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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