he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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