We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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