are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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