Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
May the power of my ass compel you!!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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