Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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