just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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