You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
