The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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