she smelled like a LAN party
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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