As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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