Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I think I just sharted jello shots
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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