So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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