I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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