do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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