Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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