i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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