me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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