I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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