$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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