do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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