Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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