He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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