Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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