i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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