bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Congratulations! We have a period
that is very illegal...i love you.
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