What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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