Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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