Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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