Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Someone came in the potted fern
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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