I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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