: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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