im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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