i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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