i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
