she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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