This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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