she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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