I just saw a hot homeless man
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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