I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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