Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
