some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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