this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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