Grow some girl-balls and come out already
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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