I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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