I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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